Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug
This really says a LOT
Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye.
my favorite thing to do is watch people not from arizona react to the words “jumping cactus”
WHAT IS THIS
oh yeah I can’t believe I didn’t tell you about those fuckers
y es;;; THE ONly GIRL!!!! cOn,grATUALTIO!NS yoU ARE the BE,ST GIRL!!!
if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work